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Be the clown no one asked for and liven up your conversations with this hilarious handbook of one-liner jokes

Some say good things come in small packages, and this certainly applies when telling jokes! Whether you’re the office joker, the dinner-table comedian or the self-designated funny friend, there is plenty of material inside this book to put to use. So, get ready to impress your peers with your rapid-fire one-liners, guaranteed to make people cringe, laugh and cry!

Packed with amusing zingers, wisecracks and puns that are so bad they’re good, this collection will equip you with the perfect punchline for any occasion. Whether you want to win over friends, find a way to fill the awkward silences or establish yourself as a witty wordsmith, this book has you covered.

Inside you will discover knee-slappers such as:
– Photographers scare me. I’ve heard they’re paid to shoot people.
– I love Christmas, but decorating the top of the tree this year was a real pine!
– My girlfriend left me to become an astronaut. She said she needed some space.

And more!

Open to any page and shower those around you with bucketloads of humour, whether they asked for it or not!

Find new ways to call the people in your life a**holes!

Time: 5 mins to play per round
Number of players: 2
Includes: 52 playing cards
Ages: 18+
Assembly required? No
Batteries required? No
Warning: Not suitable for persons under 18 years. For adult use only.

No more Ps and Qs, just F U!

Tired of the same old boring game of Snap? This deck will blow your putain socks off. Build up your vocab by throwing down colourful phrases in a variety of languages, from French to German, Italian and Spanish.

Perfect for the gilipollas in your life, this deck is made up of 52 cards and an instruction booklet, making it easy to understand and even easier to play. Get ready for the game of your life! After all, telling your grandma to vaffanculo may win you the game – but we can’t promise you’ll be invited back to Christmas next year…

Rise, grind and shine, coffee lovers!

There are more ways to enjoy your java than there are coffee beans on the tree, so whether you like your coffee topped with artisan foam or black as the night sky there’s something for everyone.

Inside this book you’ll find a livening shot of coffee facts and history, followed by a tantalizing host of ideas on how to indulge in your favourite pick-me-up, including classic styles, cold-brewed options and delicious desserts.

On the side, you can enjoy sampling some of the wisest and wittiest words ever spoken concerning the marvel of mud, from such die-hard devotees as Clark Gable, Jilly Cooper, Charles Bukowski and T. S. Eliot. Top it off with a dusting of light-hearted statements and a pinch of perfectly percolated puns and you have the ultimate celebration of the wonder that is coffee.

Test your powers of deduction with this delightfully curious puzzle book

– Find clues, decipher riddles, solve anagrams, survive puns and see if you can free yourself from the 50 fiendish scenarios
– Anyone can play, whatever your age or puzzling ability
– The puzzles are totally Google-proof – cheating isn’t even possible!
– Everything you need to solve the puzzle is right in front of you, but only if you are patient enough to figure it out…

Could you escape from inside a coffin? Find your way out of a scientific research experiment? Break out of Sultan Vinegar’s Cryptic Crisp Crypt?

These addictive puzzles are guaranteed to get the cogs turning and have you kicking yourself along the way. Are you up to the challenge? See you on the other side!

Stay fearless and focused with the help of the powerful quotations and awesome affirmations in this pocket-sized collection of unshakeable confidence

If you’ve got a goal or a dream, never let doubt stand in your way. Setbacks and worries are totally normal, but the right words at the right time can help you overcome them. This little book, packed full of powerful quotes and valuable reminders, is the perfect companion on your quest to conquer your fears and claim your victory.

From the timeless ideas of ancient sages to sound advice from modern superstars, these are words to get you feeling great and thinking big.

As well as the hard-won wisdom of successful writers, artists and thinkers, this book includes a host of motivational affirmations and daily reminders such as:

– You contain endless possibilities
– Believe it and you’ll become it
– You are the hero of your story
– Show up for yourself
– Your intuition is your power
– Moving on is moving up

A hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice for cat parents who are looking to understand their furry friend’s inner thoughts

(Spoiler alert: your cat thinks you’re an idiot.)

Your cat is trying to tell you many things, such as:
– “While 16 tummy rubs are lovely, 17 tummy rubs are obviously unreasonable.”
– “Because humans are incapable of looking after themselves, we cats have kindly taken on the responsibility of providing food for them.”
– “You can’t call that thing next to the computer a mouse and expect us not to play with it.”

Ever wondered what’s on your cat’s mind when they give you the side-eye, meow at you for hours on end, or scratch you for no apparent reason? Well, in this illustrated little book of humorous observations and insights, you will discover what your cat really thinks of you and learn to understand their unique, unimpressed and passive-aggressive language.

Packed with charming illustrations and witty captions, this book is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any cat parent who is obsessed with and, at times, mystified by their adorable companion.

So, dive in to become fluent in cat communication and gain a unique insight into their brilliant yet befuddling brain.

Working in an office can be a daily survival challenge, so why not transform your experience with this hilarious book of office insults and comebacks?

When you’re working with people whose mouths don’t have an off switch, but their brains clearly do, repressing the urge to tell them to shut the f*ck up is a daily test. So, arm yourself with this merciless toolkit, guaranteed to take your co-workers down a peg or two!

Packed with sarcastic one-liners, passive-aggressive comebacks and savage insults, this is your go-to book for navigating the corporate circus. Whether you’ve had enough of slackers, micromanagers or generally annoying colleagues, inside this book you will find a perfectly crafted insult or comeback for every situation.

Inside you will find:
– Ruthless retorts and brutal one-liners
– HR-friendly jabs that border on offensive
– Hilariously relatable examples of different office characters found in the workplace

Use responsibly (or recklessly!) at your peril and tell your co-workers what you really think of them, one insult at a time.

Welcome to your cozy era! Find comfort and joy this season with this guide to thriving during the colder weather.

– Tap into the #cozycore trend with this beautiful, aesthetic guide to winter self-care.
– Contains wellness rituals, seasonal activities and affirmations to help you embrace the change in seasons.
– The perfect gift for your cozymaxxing friends or those who need a boost in the winter months.

The days are getting darker, the temperature is dropping and the trees are becoming bare. As the seasons change, we may find that our moods shift and we feel less like our usual selves. Our minds and bodies crave comfort and warmth; this is the time to wrap up, have a hot drink and settle in for some cozy self-care.

Complete with wellness rituals to enrich every day, seasonal activities to supplement your routines and wholesome affirmations to inspire a new attitude, this supportive companion will help you feel more hopeful during the chilly weather.

The tips and quotes will inspire you to view every crisp, cloudy day as an opportunity to take care of yourself – mind, body and soul. Whether you choose to read by an open fire, bake cinnamon apples or indulge in a winter skincare routine, the practices across these pages will have you living your best cozy life.

One epic mystery. 100 fiendish puzzles. Can you solve them all to crack the case?

Join Detective Eye and his faithful assistant Bea as they work their way across London, solving logic puzzles along the way, to catch the killer on the loose in the city before it’s too late.

While on the case, you will:
· Put your reasoning to the test with a range of devious grid puzzles
· Crack the code-breaker puzzles to find out whodunnit
· Travel across London by deciphering clues and hidden messages
· Reveal the secret storyline as you go – the answer to each puzzle unlocks the next part of the story…

Inside you’ll find an array of fiendish puzzles and clues to help you, such as suspect description sheets, locations, motives and statements, letters to decipher, word and logic puzzles to solve and much, much more.

Sniff out all the clues and don’t forget to bring your magnifying glass, because even the tiniest blood splatter could crack this case wide open!

A hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice for dog parents who are looking to understand their furry friend’s inner thoughts.

(Spoiler alert: your dog is obsessed with you.)

Ever wondered what’s on your dog’s mind when they follow you everywhere (including to the bathroom), shower you with wet kisses, or knock you clean off your feet when they welcome you back home? Well, in this illustrated little book of humorous observations and insights, you will discover what your dog really thinks of you and learn to understand their silly, playful and completely besotted language.

Packed with charming illustrations and witty captions, this book is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any dog parent. Each page helps you understand your four-legged friend’s goofy, obsessive and endlessly energetic personality.

Discover the many things your dog is trying to tell you, such as:

– “I love you, but maybe consider spending some more time on the treadmill so you can keep up with me.”
– “I want to involve you in all my activities, and that includes bathtime!”
– “When you drop food, I help you by making it gone. You’re welcome!”

And much more! So, dive in to become fluent in doggy dialect and gain a unique view into the mind of your number one fan.

Supercharge your will to succeed with the upbeat quotations and ambitious affirmations in this pocket-sized dose of dogged determination

The universe has an awesome habit of rewarding those who work hard and never give up. And there’s nothing like a few words of encouragement to help you stay focused while you’re on the road to success. This little book is bursting with supportive quotes and fresh perspectives to fuel your journey and strengthen your resolve.

From the timeless ideas of ancient sages to brilliant insights from modern superstars, these are words to encourage, motivate and inspire.

As well as the hard-won wisdom of successful writers, artists and thinkers, this book includes a host of empowering affirmations and daily reminders such as:

– Choose success every day
– Be your own greatest cheerleader
– You can achieve anything you put your mind to
– Obstacles are the stepping stones of your journey to success
– You are so much stronger than you think
– Push forward, persevere and be patient

Find clarity on life’s biggest questions with this book of answers from Spud the Cryptid, the internet’s beloved canine prophet.

– CUTE AND CHAOTIC: Discover Spud’s delightfully peculiar life advice.
– SIMPLE TO USE: Think of your question, open the book, receive wisdom!
– SOCIAL MEDIA STAR: Internet favourite, Spud, has featured on Good Hang with Amy Poehler and WeRateDogs.
– PERFECT FUN GIFT FOR ANY DOG-LOVING FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER.

SEEK WISDOM. RECEIVE CHAOS.

@spudthecryptid has featured on the Good Hang with Amy Poehler podcast (winner Best Podcast, Golden Globes Jan 2026, #10 Spotify Most Listened 2025), WeRateDogs (5.3m Instagram followers) and openlygayanimals (2m Instagram followers)

Have a burning question about life, love or whether celery is friend or foe? Seek the ancient – and slightly unhinged – wisdom of Spud the Cryptid, the internet’s most peculiar oracle.

Simply hold The Dog Oracle in your hands, focus your mind, ask your question aloud and open to a random page. There you’ll find Spud – philosopher, sage and unapologetic weirdo – ready to bless you with cryptic canine insight. Perhaps she’s gazing into the void. Maybe she’s eating grass. Either way, her message is (probably) clear.

Packed with baffling pearls of wisdom and the chaotic charm that has made Spud a cult favourite online, The Dog Oracle is here to help you answer life’s toughest questions and celebrate this most mysterious prophet. It’s the perfect book for anyone who has ever looked into a dog’s eyes and thought, “What do they know that I don’t?”

Approach with an open mind – and maybe a treat.

Celebrate all things matcha with this collection of delicious recipes, fascinating history and fun facts about an extraordinary green tea.

· Discover beautiful, full-colour photographs and illustrations to show off the beauty of the beverage.
· Learn a brief history of matcha, its origins in China, eventual development in Japan and how it has gone on to become the world’s favourite energy drink.
· Uncover the science behind why it’s so good for us and the multiple ways it can be used as an ingredient.
· Get to grips with how best to prepare your matcha in the traditional way and why taking a mindful matcha moment is so beneficial.
· Try out delicious matcha-based recipes, including drinks, cakes, cookies and much more!

A much-loved ingredient in East Asia for centuries, matcha is a unique and versatile powdered tea that many people are discovering for the first time today. With its bright green hue and distinct umami flavour, matcha is a beverage quite unlike any other. It’s as much a treat for the eyes as it is the tastebuds, and that’s not all. Packed with antioxidants and brimming with a rich cultural history, matcha’s health benefits and many possible uses make it an incredible ingredient.

So, whether you’re wanting to try your first cup or you’ve been a fan for years already, there’s so much to uncover about matcha, because it’s not just a drink, it’s a ritual.

Be yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age

– A hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice to ease you through the hardships of getting older
– Packed with wonderful, humorous illustrations and amusing scenarios
– Ideal gag gift for a parent, grandparent or anyone “getting on a bit”

For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you’re on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can’t seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as:

– Don’t call anyone under 40 “young man” or “young lady”
– Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members
– Don’t wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey
– Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten

This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wines, golden oldies… You’re now part of an elite club. Enjoy!

This comprehensive book by angelologist Angela McGerr answers everything you’ve ever wanted to know about angels but were too afraid to ask

– Who is my guardian angel?
– How do I work with my angels?
– Can anyone work with angels?

Find the answers to all these questions and more in this beautiful almanac, perfect for beginners and believers alike

Discover the wisdom of angels for yourself with this inspirational guide. Bringing together all aspects of angelology, this volume is brimming with practical information based around the angelic year. Learn how to call on the angels for support in your daily life, and to help you work towards harmonizing your mind, body and, of course, spirit.

Part One: The Angelic Year is a guide to the changing energy of the solar and lunar cycles, and details the appropriate angels to call on and work with at different times of year.

Part Two: Working with Your Guardian Angels teaches you how to find and work with your guardian angel and covers the angel rulers of the days of the week (including how to find your birthday angel), the zodiac angels for each month and the 72 quinary angels of the heavens.

Packed with affirmations, advice on working with angels and a host of heavenly information, this beautiful book will help you to find balance and inner peace.

Immerse yourself in a landslide of facts, quotes and trivia with this little book of killer Queen knowledge

· Discover fascinating facts guaranteed to blow your mind
· Read rousing quotes to bring out the stadium rockstar in you
· Answer challenging trivia that will weed out the losers from the champions

From their 1970 West-London roots to rocking the world at Live Aid in 1985, Queen are undeniably one of the greatest rock bands in history. Step into a world of chart-topping singles, genre-defining music videos, and decade-spanning glam and glory, and follow the groundbreaking group that changed the course of music forever.

Put on your most flamboyant threads, smarten up that moustache and prove that you are the no.1 Queen fan as you delve into everything you need to know about this global phenomenon. The show will always go on with this one-way ticket to destination Queen!

Delve into this mystical book of romantasy-inspired mocktail recipes to add glamour, magic and spice to any soirée

· Delicious mocktail recipes inspired by the romantasy genre
· Alcohol-free drinks that are suitable for any occasion
· The perfect gift for romantasy fans

Create dazzling mocktails to make any night magical with this enchanting recipe book. From the sensual and spicy sans-gria to the romantic Rhode Island iced tea, the mocktails within these pages are guaranteed to delight your honoured guests or elevate any solo reading session.

Read on to discover:

– A delicious collection of mocktail recipes to quench your thirst
– A kit list for anyone starting out as a magical mocktail mixologist
– The secrets to crafting spellbinding concoctions that will leave all your guests wanting more

Whether you prefer a complicated love triangle, an enemies-to-lovers arc or a forbidden romance, match your trope to your mocktail and try your hand at real-life potion mixing.

So, what’ll it be? Will you meet your soulmate mocktail or enjoy a fleeting romance? The choice is yours…

Get your cozy on with this cute and comforting book of advice for slowing down and settling in

– Coziness isn’t just for the colder months – it’s a feeling you can create anytime, anywhere, and this book will show you how
– Over 25 tips for #cozymaxxing, alongside comforting quotes and affirmations
– The perfect gift for friends, autumn lovers, or loved ones wanting a soft life

Learn how to live your softest, coziest life with the help of this little book. Filled with comforting quotes, heartwarming affirmations and a variety of tips and ideas to inspire a life of relaxation, Let’s Get Cozy is your pocket guide to discovering the life-enhancing power of cozy living.

With the loud hustle and bustle of everyday life, it’s easy to feel flustered, disconnected and like you haven’t got any time for yourself. Immersing yourself in the infinite joys of cozy living is a gentle but effective antidote. After all, coziness is about more than just putting on a pair of fluffy socks; it’s about slowing down, finding comfort in the little things, and creating moments of beautiful calm wherever you are.

Changing your bed linen with soft, clean sheets straight out of the dryer, jumping into your favourite set of pyjamas, swapping out cool-toned lights for warm ones – the possibilities for coziness are endless, but all equally delightful. So, grab your hot drink of choice and dive into this soul-nourishing book… It’s time to get cozy.

Little Frog returns once more! Discover love, wisdom and beautiful affirmations for keeping hope in your heart, as told by the internet’s beloved mushroom frog

– Support for difficult days: focusing on hope and resilience, The Little Frog’s Guide to Hope aims to offer comfort and support when you’re feeling down
– All new illustrations: contains over 40 bespoke illustrations from Maybell and a new raft of gentle affirmations and pearls of wisdom
– A beautiful gift: this book can be given for any occasion and is the perfect gift for any loved one in need of a mood boost

On life’s hardest days we all need a friend to lean on. Let the Little Frog be your light in darker times with this guide to hope. Filled with tender advice and soothing affirmations to uplift your spirit, this gentle volume is a hug in a book that will bring you comfort when times are tough.

Created by the Minnesota-based artist Maybell Eequay, this book is the perfect compassionate gift for yourself or others. Inside you will find:

– Over 40 hand-drawn illustrations of the Little Frog
– Thoughtful affirmations to help you find solace and resilience when life is challenging
– Uplifting reminders that, in a tough world, it’s brave to hold on to the parts of you that are soft, and that somehow, someday, everything will be okay

This little book is a balm for the soul and will help you kindle self-love and hope when you need it most.

Looking for a fun empowering gift for friends? This deck of sweary affirmations will help you feel and become the best f*cking version of yourself

· 52 SWEARY AFFIRMATION CARDS to BOOST SELF-ESTEEM and CONFIDENCE
· REFRAME NEGATIVITY and TAKE NO NONSENSE
· PERFECT POCKET-SIZED GIFT for ANY OCCASION

Add some fun and wittiness to your life with this deck of no-nonsense affirmations. These profane phrases are intended to boost your self-esteem and fill you with confidence.

Whether for a friend feeling sad or a sibling stuck in life, or you’re just in need of a good laugh to lighten your mood, this deck full of sweary affirmations is the perfect gift for anyone looking to give the finger to negativity and not give a f*ck about what people think of them.

This deck also includes a cute booklet on how to use the cards and make these affirmations a part of your life. Pick any card and let it be your sweary mantra for the day as you use it to navigate through life’s hardships.

The best way to conquer your low self-esteem is to challenge it with positive self-talk and self-love, because you’re a f*cking badass.

Discover the art of reflexology and bring harmony to your life with this pocket-sized guide, perfect for beginners and those with a passion for alternative therapies

· A perfect beginner’s guide to reflexology: discover the art of applying varying pressure to specific points on the feet, hands and ears
· Learn everything you need to know: including its history, techniques, benefits, how reflexology maps work, what to expect during a reflexology session, and much more.
· Reap the benefits of reflexology: stimulate the body’s natural healing processes, promote relaxation and reduce stress

Reflexology, also known as zone therapy, involves applying varying amounts of pressure to the feet, hands and ears, which are believed to correspond to specific organs and bodily systems.

This ancient holistic approach is highly personalized and considers your individual specific needs, health concerns, lifestyle and overall well-being to target specific reflex points. The practice helps you relieve stress, overcome pain and experience a range of mental and physical health benefits.

Immerse yourself in the teachings of this book, discover the soothing techniques of reflexology and unlock a path to wellness and rejuvenation.

Take a magical mystery tour through the kaleidoscopic world of The Beatles with this little book on the biggest band in music history

· Discover fascinating facts and insights into the band’s helter-skelter history
· Read whispered words of wisdom that you can repeat eight days of the week
· Answer quiz questions and trivia, with or without a little help from your friends

Do you dream of diamond skies and strawberry fields? Dive into this celebration of the band responsible for pioneering rock and pop music as we know it today, uniting all the world with heartfelt, uplifting lyrics, and confusing them just as much with whimsical wordplay and coded messages.

Test and build your knowledge of the Fab Four, following them from 1960s Liverpool to global superstardom, where they would define popular music for generations to come.

So cross the Abbey Road, get into your Yellow Submarine and enter the world of The Beatles with this fun and fond homage to the most influential band in music history.