Excuses, Excuses

I am unable to come in to the office today...

  • Imprint: Summersdale
  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 96
  • Price: £6.99
  • Publication date: 4 March 2013
  • ISBN: 9781849533690

About the book

Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting ‘osmosis’ and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked) – all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off -the-wall book!

CAUTION: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.