I am unable to come in to the office today...
- Imprint: Summersdale
- Format: Hardback
- Pages: 96
- Price: £6.99
- Publication date: 4 March 2013
- ISBN: 9781849533690
About the book
Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting ‘osmosis’ and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked) – all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off -the-wall book!
CAUTION: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.