How to Survive Parenthood
- Imprint: Summersdale
- Format: Hardback
- Pages: 96
- Price: £4.99
- Publication date: 4 April 2011
- ISBN: 9781849531375
About the book
You’re back from hospital clutching your precious bundle — then you realise you’ve got your Louis Vuitton bag but left the baby behind! You need survival skills:
- COURAGE: for the crying, the waking in the night and the tantrums — and when the baby starts that too it’s even worse.
- PATIENCE: of a saint, and the disposable income of a Premier League footballer.
Who knows, your kids might be perfect. You will be hated by every other parent, but that’s a small price to pay, isn’t it?