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Is ‘shit’ the most versatile word in the English language? Quite possibly!

This little book presents some of the best uses of our favourite expletive. From doctors (Take two shits and call me in the morning) to waiters (You want fries with that shit?), and whether you’re a Darwinist (It’s survival of the shittest) or a Catholic (If shit happens, we deserve it), there’s enough shit for everyone!

‘I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.’
Brian Clough
Sport is the stuff of high drama, big personalities and some very memorable quips. This collection of funny and thoughtful words from across the sporting spectrum is at the top of its game.

If you don’t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!


Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.

Class has begun!
It’s a new term and you can’t wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer… or school didn’t exist. To get through it, you’re going to need survival skills:
Essential items: Headache pills, tranquillisers, stress ball, flare gun…
Do power dress to show you’re not to be messed with. Don’t wear a Darth Vader costume.
This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a teacher with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

If the thought of science exams conjures

up the memory of singeing your

eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take

comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize

dose of F in Exams, containing

some of the most glorious howlers from

school science exams.

If you get perspiration and precipitation

confused, then take comfort in this

hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F in

Exams, containing some of the most

cringeworthy howlers from school

Geography exams.

What did the poo say to the fart?
You blow me away!
 
Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.

Is “shit” the most versatile word in the English language? Quite possibly!

From Philosophical Shit to Animal Shit, and Cultural Shit to Political Shit, this little book is the perfect gift for potty-humoured people.

We’ve been saying “shit” (meaning “trash”) since the sixteenth century – “The government is a load of shit!” – but the word itself has been around for thousands of years. Now it’s a fan favourite four-letter word, used when you stub your toe, eat something good, spot something gross on the carpet, and all that other shit.

With pages dedicated to some of the best uses of our favourite expletive, this book will make you laugh out loud, think about scientific shit, work, religion, and so on, and reflect on just how versatile a word “shit” really is.

Some of the shits this book gives:
– Doctors: Take two shits and call me in the morning
– Waiters: You want fries with that shit?
– Darwinism: Survival of the shittest
– Jediism: May the shit be with you

There’s enough shit for everyone!

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!

This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it’s the perfect gift for toilet-humoured-trouser-coughers!

Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices… and our farts.

Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip.

Get a whiff of what this book’s got going on inside:

· Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun
· Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus
· Travel farts, such as Turdulance
· Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song
· Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp

And more!

After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you’ll realize you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!

How to play:
1. Open this book.
2. Flip to the country that tickles your fancy or choose a page at random.
3. Watch and smile as your party guests have a whale of a time.
4. Graciously accept their praise and adoration.
Yes, you can be the king or queen of the unforgettable dinner party or wild house party with this compendium of outrageous games.
With old classics like America’s Crazy Eights and Russia’s Mafia, alongside new and totally bonkers gems such as Armenia’s Egg Jousting and Germany’s Bier Boot, this is the only book you need to become a legendary party host.

The lizards are alarmed. 
The snakes are scared. 
The antelopes are apoplectic. 
Why? The meerkats have turned mean. 
Sure, they look cute with their little noses in the air. And some of them are. But have you ever paused to wonder what’s really going on in those cosy communities? There’s a darker side to the cuddly meerkat, and the shocking truth is revealed here for the first time in When Meerkats Turn Bad.

From the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this light-hearted mix of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the greatest job in the world: fatherhood

Nothing compares to being a dad! But how much do you know about the really important stuff?

When you next take a trip to the toilet, this colourful collection of puzzles, activities and trivia will test you on all the most important Dad Skills. You’ll find the following challenges and many more:
– Get the screwdriver through the maze so you can mend that shelf you’ve been talking about.
– Match hit “dad” songs to their iconic artists.
– Learn incredible new dad jokes to wow your family with.
– Track down crucial dad habits (such as “snore” and “pick nose”) in a word search.
– Spot the differences in a sea of barbecues.

From bestselling author and fiendish brain-teaser Hugh Jassburn, this illustrated celebration of fatherhood is the perfect gift for any dad and will guarantee him hours of fun.

Plunge head-first into this humorous adult activity book – full of jokes, puzzles and trivia – which celebrates life’s most up-standing appendage: cock

Get ready for the ride of your life – figuratively speaking, of course!

Whether you prefer the term love rocket or disco stick, tent pole or pork sword, in this spunky little book, everyone’s favourite member is the star of the show.

With the games and activities in these pages, you can now have more fun with cock than ever before. You will:
– Bone up on your cock trivia
– Tickle your fancy with a raft of dick-tacular jokes
– Test your head with counting conundrums and penis puzzles.
– Complete the colouring pages to find your creative release.
– Reveal more dirty terms for a boner than you ever dreamed was possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Come and see if you can pull it off! Cock has surely never been so much fun.

They seek them here, they seek them there… THESE COCKS ARE SIMPLY EVERYWHERE, but can you spot the cock?

Only the most astute will find the one-eyed trouser snakes that have been fiendishly hidden in every scene of this humorous activity book for adults. It features a raft of cleverly designed and intricately detailed full-colour illustrations, each posing a new and formidable challenge as you hunt for the phallic graphic. The “cock” can be spotted across a veritable cornucopia of spreads, including these hilarious scenarios:

– Slooshing about among the beans and sausages in a full English breakfast
– Nestled within the New York City skyline
– Battling to be found aboard a Viking warship
– Finding itself launched into outer space
– Carefully concealed within a treasure map
Hone your sleuthing skills with this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty puzzle book. Spot the Cock is the perfect gift for anyone who likes a cheeky chuckle.

From the first day at school, your teacher has always been there for you. This collection of quotations is the perfect gift to let your favourite teacher know how much you appreciate them.

What’s stopping you acing your exams? This handy little book identifies the most common stumbling blocks and is crammed with practical tips on how to overcome academic angst. This is your one-stop expert guide to coordinating your revision and your lifestyle during any exam period, no matter what level of education you are at.

‘At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober… Disappoint them.’

Older, Wiser, Sexier brings together the best of Bev Williams’ cheeky but charming cartoons to create the perfect gift for that person in your life who may be getting on a bit but certainly isn’t past it.

Need to pimp a stag do? These ludicrous yet creative dares will switch things up and give you something fun to do – apart from getting very drunk, obviously.
Read the last text message you received, out loud, in the style of a town crier. For the next 30 minutes, drink everything from a shoe. And when drinking from your shoe, you are only to be referred to as ‘Lord Biblington’, so get into character. Stag parties will never be the same. Play the game, if you dare…

I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake.
Romantic declarations don’t need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies – this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.

I like you a lot more than I thought I would.

Telling somebody what they mean to you can be tricky. So avoid all those soppy clichés – and any potential awkwardness – by giving that special someone this sassy little book, full of tongue-in-cheek quips and endearingly honest declarations of grudging appreciation.

Unleash your creativity with this hilarious colouring book, filled with the cutest cats saying the rudest swear words

Stressed out after a long day? Wish you could release a volley of swear words at the world? Channel your frustrations through colouring in and let your creativity loose in this funny adult colouring book.

Combining the therapeutic benefits of colouring with colourful language, this sweary book turns purr-fectly innocent cats and kittens into feisty foul-mouthed furballs. Whether you are a colouring novice or a seasoned artist, these felines filled with cat-titude are guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and brighten your day.

In this side-splitting collection of playful and profanity-filled patterns, you will find:
– Elaborate and beautiful designs for you to colour in however you like
– Charming illustrations of cats of all shapes and sizes
– Every filthy swear word you can imagine ready for you to colour

Brilliant for cat fans and anyone needing to let off some steam, this colouring book is a perfect way to practise mindfulness in a fun and silly way.

Do you cringe when you hear someone giving a ridiculously overcomplicated coffee order? Do you shudder when someone sits the wrong way round on a chair? Do you die inside at the person who’s always first to sing the “Ha…” of “Happy Birthday”? These people are giving off some seriously big ick energy.

An “ick” is a turn-off – but not just any turn-off. Dive into this book to discover the specific, relatable and not-so-charming quirks that leave you chuckling and cringing in equal measure.

This pocket-sized treasure trove of peculiarities delves into the cringe-worthy gems that transcend cultural boundaries, even if there is no logical explanation for them, including:
– When someone uses their index finger to scroll on their phone
– Someone walking up to an automatic door that doesn’t open
– When people who can’t rap, rap

With Big Ick Energy, forget being kind and courteous to your fellow human beings. This book revels in the immoral joy of passing ridiculous, unfounded critiques on the unsuspecting people around you and says: yes, you can judge – and you can feel good about it.

From a sophisticated evening in to a fun night out, gin is the perfect go-to drink for every social occasion. This book will be your gin-cyclopedia, serving up new and classic cocktail recipes, including the Martini, Negroni and Monkey Gland (but only if you dare to try it!). With a dash of sparkling humour and a flourish of inspiration, this heady mixture will make gin o’clock your favourite time of day.


It’s time to let the fun beGIN!