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We all know that the written word is full of traps for the unwary, and this goes double for those in their early years of learning it. An earnest attempt at constructing a beautiful, articulate sentence can fall to pieces within the space of a few letters, sometimes with hilarious consequences!

Enjoy this collection of side-splitting spelling slip-ups ranging from the charming to the ridiculous, and the cute to the unintentionally X-rated!

Celebrate 60 years of Fred Basset! Britain’s favourite basset hound returns for the final time in this collection of witty cartoon strips from the Daily Mail.

Fred is retiring – but not without returning one final time to take a bow. Dive into this special-edition yearbook to join Fred and his faithful companions and celebrate 60 heart-warming years of lively adventures, witty escapades and charming everyday antics.

Fred Basset first sauntered onto the pages of the Daily Mail in July 1963, and for more than half a century he has made himself a household name with readers all over the world. Six decades after his debut, Fred and his friends continue to delight and entertain us with their trademark mix of wholesome humour, wry wit and shrewd observation. Their familiar faces and new adventures offer readers a source of comfort, contentment and amusement in our increasingly hectic, fast-paced world.

This is classic Fred Basset and an essential read for all fans.

Just when you thought he’d retired, Fred Basset makes his triumphant comeback in this exciting new collection of witty cartoon strips from the Daily Mail

Get ready to be entertained by the hilarious exploits of Fred and the gang as they return from retirement. Packed with humorous episodes from the lives of this much-loved hound and his mischievous mates, this charming yearbook is guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of anyone who reads it.

Fred Basset first sauntered onto the pages of the Daily Mail in July 1963, and for more than half a century he has been a household name, with readers all over the world. Six decades after his debut, Fred and his friends continue to delight and entertain us with their signature mix of wholesome humour, wry wit and shrewd observations. Their familiar faces and new adventures offer readers a source of comfort, contentment and amusement in our increasingly hectic, fast-paced world.

This is classic Fred Basset, and an essential read for all fans.

Exams have never been so hilarious! Banish the horror of school days with this bumper edition of the world’s best pupils. Bursting with misunderstandings, misspellings and spirited, if ultimately incorrect, answers, this collection brings together the most head-scratching, side-splitting examples from the F in Exams series.

Be yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age.

For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you’re on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can’t seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as:

– Don’t call anyone under 40 “young man” or “young lady”.
– Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members.
– Don’t wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey.
– Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten.
This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wine, golden oldies – you’re now part of an elite club. Enjoy!

The secret’s out!

When you look into your baby’s big, beautiful eyes, it can be hard to know what on earth is going through their curious minds. Well you needn’t wonder any more, because after delving deep into baby psychology we can now reveal the real thoughts behind those adorable pudgy faces.

Find out what they’re really thinking when you blow raspberries on their tum-tum or “steal” their nose, why they particularly enjoy spitting up over your nice clean top, and what that funny expression means when you make them wear “novelty” onesies.

Ditch cross training for crotch straining with this cum-pendium of erotic exercises

Think you can’t f*ck yourself to fitness? This book is here to settle the mass debate. Whether you’re a rookie romper or a seasoned sexpert, these drills are sure to get the juices flowing and keep you trim and toned.

Each of the exercises in this book will help enlarge your love muscles and boost your stamina, and the useful diagrams and simple instructions will guarantee your lovemaking achieves maximum results. Simply find a willing partner and prepare yourselves for some downright dirty antics!

In this book you will find:

– A range of X-rated workouts from beginner bonks to advanced bedroom aerobics
– Guidance on dirty warm-ups and post-climax cool-downs
– A list of essential erotic equipment
– Space to list your achievements and log your lovemaking
Regardless of your gender or sexual orientation, this is the ultimate guide to getting f*cking fit!

Expand your mind as you lighten your load!

Make use of those dull moments on the lavatory by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say “Hello” in every European language and what the dot over an “i” is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year.

You will pick up impressive knowledge and remarkable wisdom such as:

– The capital cities of every country
– The major bones in the human body
– The longest word you can spell using only the top row of letters on a keyboard
– The inventor of sticky tape
– The world’s oceans and seas
– How bees make honey
And much, much more. A superb addition to anyone’s bathroom library, this book could help you win at your next quiz or at least give you a bunch of fun facts to spout when you’re out and about.

“Taking a dump just got a lot more interesting”
Crapping Quarterly

Whether you’re a qualified quaffer or an aspiring aficionado, raise a glass to the wonders of wine with this vintage blend of culture, history and trivia

Pinot, Chardonnay, Merlot, Riesling… There are so many delicious varieties of wine to delight both the nose and palate – and no other beverage has ever created such excitement and emotion over its vast history. It’s also a subject whose complexities can be baffling and mysterious to the uninitiated. Luckily, this small but full-bodied pocket guide is here to unveil all the secrets of this most marvellous drink.

Packed with a wealth of information on the world of wine, this miscellany is the perfect gift for any wine fan, from the seasoned expert to the casual drinker. Whether you favour red or white, dry or sweet, sparkling or still, indulge your inner sommelier and celebrate the gift of the grape with The Little Book of Wine.

Unleash your creativity and your filthiest language with this irreverent colouring book for adults

When the pressure’s on, the stress is building and you have nowhere left to turn, there is no better remedy than indulging in some reliable swear therapy to vent your rage. Stop beating around the bush, ditch the subtlety and reach for this book.

The outrageously therapeutic patterns and intricate designs in this book are ready and waiting for you to bring them to life with your most colourful language. Every page is adorned with dirty words and inventive epithets to keep your hands busy and your mind occupied whenever you decide that you simply can’t suffer the fools for any longer.

The perfect gift for a foul-mouthed friend, or if you just need to end your workday with a bang, this treasure trove of expletives will help you let off some steam by cursing whatever it is that life has thrown at you this time.

Discover the secret to a long, happy marriage according to the Victorians in this hilarious guide to intimacy from 1894

In 1894, Ruth Smythers, beloved wife of The Reverend L. D. Smythers, wrote these heartfelt words of advice for young brides entering into marriage:

“One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly…”

The Methodist wife didn’t intend to be amusing, but this brief treatise written for young brides is side-splitting today and an eye-opener to how our love lives have changed in just over a century. This little book is:

– Delightfully ridiculous to the modern eye
– Accompanied by amusing engravings from the period
– Filled with Victorian wisdom, which may be more timeless than it first appears!

Whether you’re looking for a saucy gift for a bride – or groom – to be, or a cheeky anniversary present, this little book is the perfect guide to entertain and inform any happy couple.

Never be lost for dirty words again with an insult for every day of the year

If you’ve ever been angry at your commute, stubbed your toe or broken a glass, swearing can help you vent and make you feel just a little bit better. Now you can get creative with your expletives with this witty collection of vulgar and versatile words.

In this side-splitting little book, you will be armed with a swear word for every occasion, and ready to curse whatever life throws at you. Learn a new profanity each day, broaden your rude vocabulary and express yourself in new and entertaining ways.

With well-known swear words, dirty phrases from the past, and insults in foreign languages, this book is complete with all the things you’ve ever wanted to say but didn’t have the words for. The perfect book for a foul-mouthed friend, A Swear A Day is the hilarious way to say what you’re really thinking.

Oh dear. It seems that our furry friends have picked up some very bad language –just what exactly do those vets say to our pets in the consulting room when we’re not there?

From gutter-mouthed guppies to Fidos that say ‘f***!’, Foul-Mouthed Pets combines comical and cute photos with inappropriate captions to tickle the belly of animal lovers everywhere.

True friendship is a precious gift.

This joyful little book is brimming with inspiring quotations that celebrate companionship, plus brilliant ideas to help you build strong friendships and make the most of the time you spend with the special people in your life.

A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a dog parent – the perfect gift for any dog lover

You have the best dog in the world, it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a pup owner that you could do without. That smell they bring in when they’ve rolled in fox poo. The nibble-marks on your furniture. Their fur stuck to absolutely every black item of clothing you own.

Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives – like giving them head-scritches and nose-boops every time they prove they’re a good doggo at heart.

With pearls of wisdom like these, you’ll be a pro dog parent in no time:

– Remember to check the dog is in the room before blaming it for your fart
– It is a truth universally acknowledged that a dog in possession of a healthy libido must be in want of a leg
– Start working on your mental toughness – those puppy-dog eyes are enough to break even the iciest of hearts

Forget lame jokes and dad dancing – as far as fathers go, yours is seriously cool.

Crammed with quality quotes and statements to remind him what a legend he is, this little book is the ideal gift for a perfectly Rad Dad.

Meet the cats who live in the moment
So, you thought it was only humans who were hooked on Snapchat? We have the screengrabbed evidence to the contrary. Join the cats who snap, and discover the candid stories of their daily lives. These cool kitties have a lot to say, and whether it’s with a cheeky filter or a sassy caption, they say it with style. You’ll see your fur-miliar friends through a whole new lens.

 

Life is better with a kitten

Those big round eyes. Those tiny mews. Those wobbly steps on little paws. Who can resist the adorable charms of a kitten? What they lack in size, they make up for in personality, and these heart-melting bundles of fur have got us head over heels in love. Dedicated to our tiniest feline friends, this paw-some little book proves that a kitten is a purr-fect companion.

Repeat this mantra to yourself whenever you’re feeling anxious: “I flow from a place of grace.”

Peace. Gratitude. Concentration. Stillness. Serenity. Composure. Focus.

Whether they’re honing their powers of concentration (have you ever seen anyone focus on something so intently as a mutt with a bone?), being in the moment (a snooze is so much more satisfying when you really appreciate the snooze), or taking time to explore their senses (all those bottoms aren’t going to sniff themselves), dogs are paragons of mindfulness. So maybe they’re not always quite as composed or graceful as they’d like, but at least they’re trying – and we could all learn a lot from these enlightened pups.

Err, I think you mean Downward Cat

How can you tell whether your cat is purrfecting its Sphinx pose or just being, well, a cat?

You may think your cat is just a naturally bendy weirdo, but the truth is, they’re probably one of the growing number of Zen Yogi Cats – and this book is here to expose what happens when yoga and cats collide. Whether they’re paws-ing to enjoy their morning Sun Salutations, working on their flexibility, searching for the divine (laser) light or exhaling hairballs, these cats are getting their om-meow on in the world of Cat Yoga.

For life’s every up and down, there’s a meme to capture the feeling – and with their lovable personalities, boundless energy and their distinct capacity for being that little bit odd, who better to ride through these moments with us than man’s best friend?

From the satisfaction of walking in time to your music to the horror of accidentally clicking ‘like’ when you’re seven months deep into your crush’s Instagram feed, this collection contains the funniest, most relatable memes about life, told through the expressive genius of dogs.

Golden rule to remember when looking for some alone time: If your whiskers touch the sides, it’s a good place to hide.

Mirrors are not other cats.

For the sophisticated cat about town, this indispensable paw-book provides witty advice and pearls of kitty wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of naps, cardboard boxes and mice to chase – from perfecting your curtain-scratching technique to getting your head stroked without looking as though you wanted it.

Slippers are meant to be chewed. Don’t feel bad about it – it seems to really excite the humans.

Carrying sticks ten times the size of your own body is admirable, if not practical.

For the mutt about town, this indispensable paw-book provides sage advice and pearls of doggy wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of food, joy and interesting smells – from effective techniques for getting more treats to life lessons on hosepipes, squirrels, drinking from the toilet bowl and more.

For every cat that hisses and stares at you, there is a happy cat somewhere in the world that would love to receive your attention.

A celebration of joyful and jubilant felines, this book is especially crafted for all the cat lovers out there who are desperate to have a puss that loves them back.