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You know you’re a football fanatic when…
… your mobile ringtone sounds suspiciously like the theme tune for Match of the Day.
… you have your house carpeted in AstroTurf.
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you’re truly obsessed with the beautiful game or just another armchair supporter.