Mike Haskins
By the Author
Growing Old Doesn’t Mean Growing Up
See the funny side of ageing with this collection of amusing observations, silly suggestions and humorous illustrations - the perfect gift for any birthday girl…
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How to Survive Old Age
Be yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age. For…
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How to Survive a Midlife Crisis
Finally, you're a proper grown-up! But between the paunch and the mortgage, you're starting to wonder if this is what you really want. You need…
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Help! The Grandchildren are Coming
Knock, knock. Who's there? The grandchildren. It's one of the few phrases guaranteed to fill you with both delight and dread - the grandchildren are…
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You Know You’re 60 When…
Congratulations! You're 60! You're halfway to being the oldest person who ever lived! But how much of the past 60 years can you remember? You've…
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You Know You’re 50 When…
A fun and nostalgic quiz book to help you look back at your fifty years with fond memories – or to test what you’ve forgotten!…
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How to Survive Divorce
Freedom at last! The world of singledom, independence and wild abandon beckons! But if you’re going to last out there on your own you’ll need…
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How to Survive Being a Cat Owner
Cats are cuddly, furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny – and utterly untrainable. So, if you’re…
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How to Survive Being a Dog Owner
You won’t find a more loyal and loveable friend than you will in your dog. But if you’re going to cope with its boundless energy,…
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How to Survive Being a Doctor
What seems to be the problem? Your job is rewarding, but if you're going to be faced with the horrors of the human body, you're…
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How to Survive Being a Teacher
Class has begun! It's a new term and you can’t wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer… or school didn’t exist.…
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How to Survive Retirement
Freedom at last! But there's an awfully long time between cornflakes and cocoa, and a limit to how many sudokus you can do. You need…
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How to Survive University
At last, no more parents! But who’s going to do your washing, and bail you out when you’re short of cash? Hmm, you’re going to…
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So You’re a Grandparent!
It’s the best of times and the worst of times. You’re welcoming a new addition to the family, but you’re now officially old. You’re also…
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You Know You’re Having a Midlife Crisis When…
You know you're having a midlife crisis when... ... all your clothes are made of leather - including your pyjamas. Have you taken a sudden…
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How to Survive 40
Brace yourself… 40 is approaching! Once your thirties are behind you, there are no excuses left – you’re indisputably ‘experienced’, certifiably ‘mature’. But don’t trade…
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How to Survive 50
Brace yourself… 50 is approaching! There’s no denying it – you’ve officially got ‘a few years’ under your belt (and possibly a few extra notches…
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How to Survive 60
Brace yourself… 60 is approaching! It’s time to face the facts – even though you might not feel it, you’re decidedly more O.A.P. than V.I.P.…
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So You’re 40
You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. You have taken a sudden interest in bleeding…
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So You’re 60!
A hilarious illustrated guide to getting older - the perfect gift to celebrate this impressive milestone birthday Well, look at you! Congratulations! You're 60 years…
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So You’re 80!
You may be too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top…
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So You’re 70!
You may now be bored of the novelty of a free bus pass, hair may be growing in unusual places and you’ll never make it…