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Old Git Wit and Wisdom

Old Git Wit and Wisdom

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Richard Benson

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£9.99
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Hardcover
‘The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.’
Virginia Woolf

So you’re getting on a bit, but even if your body creaks more than it used to, you’ve still got your sense of humour. This collection of witty quotations and gems of senior sagacity will keep a spring in your step and the cobwebs at bay.
I Hate You the Least

I Hate You the Least

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Summersdale Publishers

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£6.99
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Hardcover
Are you a clueless romantic? Do you stumble over every compliment you offer your loved one? Let’s be honest: you need to stop trying to be the dreamy, passionate lover you desire to be – it’ll never work.

This book, packed with tongue-in-cheek quips and endearingly honest declarations of lukewarm love, is right up your street and the perfect gift to give to your other half (instead of that beautiful bouquet they’ll be expecting).
Love Vouchers

Love Vouchers

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Summersdale Publishers

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£6.99
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Paperback
Pamper someone you love with this sweet book of vouchers containing romantic gestures, from breakfast in bed to a dreamy weekend away – it’s the gift that keeps on giving!
So You're a Grandparent!

So You're a Grandparent!

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Clive Whichelow, Mike Haskins

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£2.99
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ebook
It’s the best of times and the worst of times. You’re welcoming a new addition to the family, but you’re now officially old. You’re also an eternal babysitter. On the plus side, you can enjoy spoiling the little darlings rotten and hand them back at the end of the day before the nappies start overflowing.
Creatures with Cocks

Creatures with Cocks

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Monty Savage, Oscar Tritt

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£6.99
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Hardcover
This outrageous book of cute cartoon creatures boasting larger-than-life proportions is guaranteed to make you guffaw.

A unique and inexcusable glimpse of nature’s lesser-known creations, this menagerie will show you a side of the animal kingdom you’ll find it hard to forget.
Unusual Ways to Die

Unusual Ways to Die

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James Proud

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£4.99
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ebook
Did you hear about…
The Tennessee student who jumped into a laundry chute that was actually a trash compactor?
The Swiss statesman butchered by an axe-wielding bear?
The ancient Greek playwright struck by a tortoise falling from the sky?
Over the ages, death has come in some very unpredictable forms. This irreverent little book gathers together some of the most peculiar and outrageous ways that people across the globe have met their untimely ends. Whether shocking or silly, these true stories are proof at least that the grim reaper has a strange sense of humour.
Sex Vouchers

Sex Vouchers

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Summersdale Publishers

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£6.99
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Paperback
A titillating book of 32 sexy vouchers for lovers to get you both hot under the collar!

Provoke squeals of delight from your amour with this deliciously naughty book of vouchers containing saucy gestures and ideas, from a seductive massage to a lap dance.

If you’re looking for that special gift for your favourite someone for Valentine’s, a birthday, or “just because”, then look no further than this steamy selection of vouchers from the oh-so-cute to the downright dirty!

Why not offer to greet your lover with nothing but a smile or perhaps engage in a bit of al fresco friskiness? Maybe you’re a dinner-by-candlelight kind of couple… or is a seductive massage more your thing? Or how about talking dirty or joining the mile-high club?

Flirt the night away, get hot and heavy, and then come back for more!

It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
The Cat Owner's Survival Guide

The Cat Owner's Survival Guide

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Sophie Johnson, Tatiana Davidova, Tatiana Davidova

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£7.99
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Hardcover
A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent – the perfect gift for any cat lover

You have the best cat in the world, it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful “gifts” you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner.

Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives – like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans.

With pearls of wisdom like these, you’ll be a pro cat parent in no time:

– As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster
– Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there’s an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff
– Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong
The Bumper Book of Blackboard Blunders

The Bumper Book of Blackboard Blunders

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Richard Benson

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£9.99
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Hardcover
‘I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.’

‘My dads boss lives in a big hose.’


‘When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.’


Children are at their funniest when they’re trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from the profound to the downright X-rated. Enjoy this bumper edition of side-splitting spelling slip-ups and hilarious homework howlers.
F in Exams

F in Exams

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Richard Benson

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£6.99
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Paperback
Another year, another set of exams and another round of well-meaning students to provide us with our textbook mix of wisdom and wisecracks.

Bursting with yet more crazy and creative thinking, this book showcases an all-new selection of test paper answers, from hilarious misunderstandings to breathtaking ingenuity.
The Bumper Book of Sporting Wit

The Bumper Book of Sporting Wit

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Richard Benson

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£3.99
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ebook
I threw the kitchen sink at him but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.
Andy Roddick on Roger Federer
When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.
Daley Thompson
I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.
Muhammad Ali
Win, lose or draw, players and fans always have something to say about it. Packed to the rafters with the best quips and quotes from across the world of sport, this massive collection will keep you smiling in the stands even when you’re smarting from the scoreline.
The Bumper Book of Jokes

The Bumper Book of Jokes

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Harry Hilton

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£3.99
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ebook
My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I would drink to anything.
What is a bear’s favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
How do snowmen get to work? By icicle.
If laughter is the best medicine, this colossal compendium is an overdose waiting to happen! With gags grouped into sections ranging from babies and birthdays to marriage and music, there’s something for everyone in these jest-packed pages. Side effects may include split sides and a sore jaw.
The Little Book of Toilet Jokes

The Little Book of Toilet Jokes

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Sid Finch

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£6.99
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Paperback
What did the poo say to the fart?
You blow me away!
 
Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Sporting Greats

Sporting Greats

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Richard Benson

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£3.99
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ebook
‘I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.’
Brian Clough
Sport is the stuff of high drama, big personalities and some very memorable quips. This collection of funny and thoughtful words from across the sporting spectrum is at the top of its game.
F in History

F in History

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Richard Benson

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£2.99
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ebook
If you don’t know a cold war from a cold sore, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the worst howlers from school history exams.
How to Survive Being a Teacher

How to Survive Being a Teacher

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Clive Whichelow, Mike Haskins

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£3.99
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ebook
Class has begun!
It’s a new term and you can’t wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer… or school didn’t exist. To get through it, you’re going to need survival skills:
Essential items: Headache pills, tranquillisers, stress ball, flare gun…
Do power dress to show you’re not to be messed with. Don’t wear a Darth Vader costume.
This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a teacher with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.
F in Science

F in Science

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Richard Benson

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£2.99
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ebook
If the thought of science exams conjures

up the memory of singeing your

eyebrow on a Bunsen burner, then take

comfort in this cracking, all-new, funsize

dose of F in Exams, containing

some of the most glorious howlers from

school science exams.
F in Geography

F in Geography

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Richard Benson

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£2.99
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ebook
If you get perspiration and precipitation

confused, then take comfort in this

hilarious, all-new, fun-size dose of F in

Exams, containing some of the most

cringeworthy howlers from school

Geography exams.
The Little Book of Shit

The Little Book of Shit

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Summersdale Publishers

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£6.99
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Hardcover
Is ‘shit’ the most versatile word in the English language? Quite possibly!

This little book presents some of the best uses of our favourite expletive. From doctors (Take two shits and call me in the morning) to waiters (You want fries with that shit?), and whether you’re a Darwinist (It’s survival of the shittest) or a Catholic (If shit happens, we deserve it), there’s enough shit for everyone!
The Little Book of Dirty Jokes

The Little Book of Dirty Jokes

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Sid Finch

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£2.99
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ebook
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!


Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.
The Little Book of Shit Jokes

The Little Book of Shit Jokes

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Sid Finch

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£6.99
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Paperback
My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn’t turn it down.

What’s black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.
The Little Book of Shit

The Little Book of Shit

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Summersdale Publishers

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£6.99
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Hardcover
Is “shit” the most versatile word in the English language? Quite possibly!

From Philosophical Shit to Animal Shit, and Cultural Shit to Political Shit, this little book is the perfect gift for potty-humoured people.

We’ve been saying “shit” (meaning “trash”) since the sixteenth century – “The government is a load of shit!” – but the word itself has been around for thousands of years. Now it’s a fan favourite four-letter word, used when you stub your toe, eat something good, spot something gross on the carpet, and all that other shit.

With pages dedicated to some of the best uses of our favourite expletive, this book will make you laugh out loud, think about scientific shit, work, religion, and so on, and reflect on just how versatile a word “shit” really is.

Some of the shits this book gives:
– Doctors: Take two shits and call me in the morning
– Waiters: You want fries with that shit?
– Darwinism: Survival of the shittest
– Jediism: May the shit be with you

There’s enough shit for everyone!
The Little Book of Farts

The Little Book of Farts

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Summersdale Publishers

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£6.99
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Hardcover
If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!

This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it’s the perfect gift for toilet-humoured-trouser-coughers!

Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices… and our farts.

Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip.

Get a whiff of what this book’s got going on inside:

· Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun
· Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus
· Travel farts, such as Turdulance
· Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song
· Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp

And more!

After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you’ll realize you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!
The World's Craziest Adult Games

The World's Craziest Adult Games

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Quentin Parker

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£3.99
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ebook
How to play:
1. Open this book.
2. Flip to the country that tickles your fancy or choose a page at random.
3. Watch and smile as your party guests have a whale of a time.
4. Graciously accept their praise and adoration.
Yes, you can be the king or queen of the unforgettable dinner party or wild house party with this compendium of outrageous games.
With old classics like America’s Crazy Eights and Russia’s Mafia, alongside new and totally bonkers gems such as Armenia’s Egg Jousting and Germany’s Bier Boot, this is the only book you need to become a legendary party host.
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