Clive Whichelow

See the funny side of ageing with this collection of amusing observations, silly suggestions and humorous illustrations - the perfect gift for any birthday girl…

It's time to embrace the slower pace! There's no denying it - you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can say…

Be yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age. For…

Finally, you're a proper grown-up! But between the paunch and the mortgage, you're starting to wonder if this is what you really want. You need…

Knock, knock. Who's there? The grandchildren. It's one of the few phrases guaranteed to fill you with both delight and dread - the grandchildren are…

Freedom at last! The world of singledom, independence and wild abandon beckons! But if you’re going to last out there on your own you’ll need…

Cats are cuddly, furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny – and utterly untrainable. So, if you’re…

You won’t find a more loyal and loveable friend than you will in your dog. But if you’re going to cope with its boundless energy,…

Class has begun! It's a new term and you can’t wait for it to end. If only the holidays were longer… or school didn’t exist.…

What seems to be the problem? Your job is rewarding, but if you're going to be faced with the horrors of the human body, you're…

At last, no more parents! But who’s going to do your washing, and bail you out when you’re short of cash? Hmm, you’re going to…

Freedom at last! But there's an awfully long time between cornflakes and cocoa, and a limit to how many sudokus you can do. You need…

It’s the best of times and the worst of times. You’re welcoming a new addition to the family, but you’re now officially old. You’re also…

You know you're having a midlife crisis when... ... all your clothes are made of leather - including your pyjamas. Have you taken a sudden…

Brace yourself… 40 is approaching! Once your thirties are behind you, there are no excuses left – you’re indisputably ‘experienced’, certifiably ‘mature’. But don’t trade…

Brace yourself… 50 is approaching! There’s no denying it – you’ve officially got ‘a few years’ under your belt (and possibly a few extra notches…

Brace yourself… 60 is approaching! It’s time to face the facts – even though you might not feel it, you’re decidedly more O.A.P. than V.I.P.…

The future is ours - let's enjoy it! This hilarious fully illustrated book will help ease you into this strange and perplexing new stage of…

You may be too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top…

A hilarious illustrated guide to getting older - the perfect gift to celebrate this impressive milestone birthday Well, look at you! Congratulations! You're 60 years…

You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. You have taken a sudden interest in bleeding…

The rumours are true – it’s great to be grey! So what if the last tweet you had was from your pet budgie; he makes…

You may now be bored of the novelty of a free bus pass, hair may be growing in unusual places and you’ll never make it…